notdeaddinosaur's avatarMusings of a Dinosaur

Man comes in with a chief complaint of poison ivy on his arm for several weeks. It’s getting better. I ask how I can help him.

Patient: I thought you could give me some Viagra for it.

Me: Um, Viagra isn’t going to do anything for your poison ivy.

Patient: It’ll take my mind off of it.

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