How Not To Invest – A Lesson From The University of Chicago

CRSP’s origins date back to the 1960s. Its initial goal was to build a database of historical stock prices. This is harder than it might seem. Before trading was computerized, stock prices were maintained on paper. And when stocks split or companies merged, that added to the complexity.

Despite this seemingly dull mandate, CRSP has played an important role in the development of modern finance over the years. Most notably, the efficient market hypothesis and the capital asset pricing model were both made possible by CRSP data. And today, many of the world’s largest index funds, including Vanguard’s Total Stock Market Fund, are built on CRSP indexes. Endowment Lessons https://humbledollar.com/2026/02/endowment-lessons/

This article by Adam M. Grossman uses the University of Chicago’s financial struggles as a cautionary tale for individual investors.

Key Lessons for Individual Investors

  • Spending: Avoid “Keeping Up with the Joneses”
    • The university invested heavily in new buildings and programs to maintain its “eminence” without securing corresponding revenue.
    • Takeaway: Financial success depends on income exceeding expenses. Operating costs of new assets (like large homes or complex projects) must be planned for in advance.
  • Saving: Beware of Recency Bias
    • During a 15-year market boom, the university ramped up debt rather than stockpiling resources.
    • Takeaway: Investors often falsely assume current trends will continue forever. Use periods of market strength to re-balance portfolios and manage risk rather than increasing lifestyle or debt commitments.
  • Investing: Complexity vs. Simplicity
    • Performance: UChicago’s endowment returned 6.7% annually over 10 years, trailing a simple Vanguard Balanced Index Fund (VBIAX), which returned 8.2%.
    • Liquidity: The university locked over 60% of its funds into illiquid assets like private equity and real estate, making it difficult to cover cash flow needs.
    • Takeaway: High-fee, complex, and illiquid investments often under-perform simple index funds. If elite institutions with dedicated investment offices “are having second thoughts” about private equity, the message for individual investors seems clear.

This summary was produced by Gemini AI and edited by yours truly.

Here’s a link to an article on the sale of CRSP. Morningstar Completes Acquisition of CRSP and Extends Relationship with Vanguard https://newsroom.morningstar.com/news/news-details/2026/Morningstar-Completes-Acquisition-of-CRSP-and-Extends-Relationship-with-Vanguard/default.aspx

Simple Investment Advice

I have some simple rules when it comes to staying out of trouble when investing:

Know what you own and why you own it.

If you don’t understand something, don’t invest in it.

If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

This is not exciting or sexy advice but successful investing is generally boring. Not Getting Rich Fast Enough – A Wealth of Common Sense — https://awealthofcommonsense.com/2024/06/not-getting-rich-fast-enough/

Ben Carlson is a smart man. His short list of unexciting, non-sexy and generally boring bits of investment advice inspired me to add my own generally boring bits of non solicited quasi-investment advice. And in no particular order of importance here they are.

  • Live beneath your means.
  • Pay yourself first (save, save, save some more).
  • Invest in your health (diet, exercise, etc).
  • Invest in your brain, be a lifelong learner.
  • Connect with family and friends (social media doesn’t count).
  • Find your purpose.
  • Work hard. Hard work is no guarantee of success but the lack of hard work guarantees failure.
  • A happy fulfilling life is more than just the money or your net worth.

Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there.